Tuesday, 17 June 2014

My best friend’s wedding

My best friend is getting hitched, and I want to make her something. A stunning Shetland wedding ring shawl would be just the thing



The wedding ring shawl is an incredibly
intricate piece that is likely to take a long
time to complete.
My best friend is getting married in July. This is pretty special news. We’ve known each other for more than 13 years, helped each other through some pretty tough times and laughed and partied through some really good times. On a more political note, she’s gay, so this is the first time in history in this country that she’s been able to legally marry the person she loves. This is something we straight people have taken for granted for centuries and I actually well up thinking about how long it’s taken for equality to win out.

But this post isn’t about inequality and homophobia; instead it’s going to be about something much nicer: wedding presents. The Chap and I already bought the happy couple their ‘proper’ present – a trip to a dolphin research centre in the United States. But, as a crafter, I want to make something too.

I’m absolutely fascinated by the Shetland wedding ring shawls. These gorgeous, intricate lacework pieces are said to be so fine they can pass through a wedding ring. They are absolutely stunning, and one of the best examples I’ve been able to find is available from Heirloom Knitting.

These shawls are not for the faint hearted. This project is described as being for “the ultra-skilled knitter[, it] requires time, concentration and patience”. The wedding is in July, so, based on that description, I’m pretty sure I won’t have the shawl finished in time – especially as I haven’t even bought the pattern yet, and at the moment I can’t. Due to illness, the guys at Heirloom Knitting are taking a break and the site is closed to orders. I’ve emailed to ask when it might be open, but that’s something of an impossible question to answer.

The pattern is by Sharon Miller, who has got several other stunning patterns on Ravelry. However there’s no way of contacting her direct so I can’t get the pattern that way.
These shawls are not for the faint hearted; the project is described as being for “the ultra-skilled knitter[, it] requires time, concentration and patience”
I’ve spent some serious time searching Ravelry and Google for patterns, but I’ve not found any I like as much as this one. Sharon has taken traditional Shetland stitches and incorporated them into a truly beautiful design. If I’m going to spend more than £20 on a pattern and invest a whole chunk of my time and effort, then I want a pattern that I love, and I do love this one. So I guess I’m going to have to wait till HK is back up and running. Fingers crossed that it isn’t too long.

Wednesday, 4 June 2014

Review: Eeny Meeny

A thriller with an intriguing set-up and plenty of twists and turns




I really enjoyed this book. The premise is intriguing: two victims, one bullet; one dies, the other lives. The first two victims are a young couple who are snatched while hitching home from a festival. When the girl bursts from the forest, emaciated and starving, at first no one believes her story that her boyfriend begged her to kill him. They assume it’s a relationship gone wrong - maybe he turned on her and she shot him in self-defence. But then two more people go missing and the authorities start to realise they’ve got a serial killer on their hands.

The police investigation is led by DI Helen Grace. Grace is possibly the best female lead I’ve ever encountered in a crime thriller. In fact she might be the only one I’ve encountered – women tend to be victims, seconds-in-command, family members or support in some way to the main male characters, the DI or private eye and the killer.

Grace is ambitious, driven, strong willed and yet dedicated and loyal to her team. She isn’t a particularly sympathetic character, which is quite refreshing. It’s nice to read a female character when the author has resisted the urge to make her likeable. She is impressive, though. If someone you loved had been murdered you’d want someone like Grace heading the investigation.
Helen Grace is possibly the best female lead I’ve ever encountered in a crime thriller – in fact she might be the only one I’ve encountered
The author has previously written screenplays, and this discipline seems to have served him well. The short chapters are episodic and told from the point of view of various characters, often Grace, but also members of her team and the victims. Each chapter manages to reveal information – and often misinformation – while keeping the reader in the dark.

The book is full of twists, and I usually pride myself on being able to work out what’s coming, but with this novel I was really kept guessing.

Overall this was a well-written, pacy thriller that provided a very enjoyable read.

Disclaimer: I received this book through the Goodreads First Reads scheme.

Tuesday, 27 May 2014

The joy of other people’s patterns

For the first time in a long time I’m crocheting something designed by someone else, and you know what? I’m enjoying myself




It’s been a while since I started something not of my own design. When I saw the pattern for this crochet picnic blanket, I just had to make it. It’s gorgeous. It’s also massive and it’s going to take ages to complete it, but that’s OK.

The pattern is a free one from Rowan that I received in the Love Knitting eNewsletter. It can be downloaded here. Obviously Rowan want you to use the company’s own yarn to make the blanket, the one recommended is Handknit Cotton. It would cost more than £200 to make the piece in that yarn. So I instead I turned to old favourite Rico Design. This German company produces some lovely yarns at quality that rivals Rowan and Debbie Bliss but at around half the price. Buying at Wool Warehouse, the amount of Rico Essentials Cotton needed came in at just over £100 – less than half the cost of the Handknit Cotton.

I love this stitch pattern and the colour combination, but
it's going to take a while to get the blanket to 1.5m long.
Photo by Idoru Knits.

The gauge is slightly different, with the Rico knitting up to 22 stitches and 28 rows on 4mm needles and the Rowan 19/28. But my tension is quite loose with crochet, so this wasn’t a problem with this pattern. Anyone with a tighter tension should just use a bigger crochet hook. If this were a knitting pattern, I’d go up to 4.5mm needle.

The other great thing about the Rico is that there were 52 colours to choose from, meaning I could match the Rowan colours as closely as possible. It’s quite unusual for me to stick to the exact colours in a pattern, as I generally want to put my own stamp on anything I make. But in this project the colours were so lovely I wanted to replicate them.
Crocheting this blanket is just fun, pure and simple

The pattern calls for nine different colours, but I think it would also be quite arresting in, for example, three very contrasting colours, or you could even go monochrome. With so many colours to choose from, it would also be possible to make the blanket in, say, all pinks, or blues, or greens.

I’m really enjoying this pattern. It’s nice to just be able to sit down and crochet, without having to worry about measuring and maths, without keeping notes on everything, without experimenting and getting it wrong, having to go back to the beginning, rewrite my notes, and so on and so on. Crocheting this blanket is just fun, pure and simple.

I like designing, but I’m not really doing anything with my designs. I’ve written up hardly any of my patterns, and I’m not entirely sure about sizing. I can make something that’ll fit me just fine, but I don’t know how that translates to a small, medium or large to fit a range of bodies.

I’ve got a couple of self-designed items to finish off – a dress and a sweater – and I think after I’ve completed them I shall work on other people’s patterns, at least for a while. I’ve got tons sitting on my computer waiting for me; in fact I’ve got some absolutely stunning lace shawl patterns and some gorgeous lace-weight yarns that are just made for each other.

Wednesday, 7 May 2014

Review: Thor: The Dark World

The second Thor film has come in for a bit of criticism, but I loved it




I’ve seen quite a lot of criticism of Thor: The Dark World: it’s humourless, takes itself too seriously and is somewhat ridiculous. But I think it’s fantastic, and here’s why.

First off, it looks gorgeous. The SFX are excellent. But it’s not just that – the overall ‘look’ of the film is beautiful. It reminds me Guillermo del Toro’s Hellboy II and Blade II films.

I don’t agree with the charges that it’s humourless and takes itself too seriously, either. Some scenes are hilarious: Darcy and Ian the Intern, Thor on a tube train. And while Chris Hemsworth is rather po-faced throughout, Tom Hiddleston seems to be having great fun. In fact his Loki is worth the price of admission alone.
There isn’t much of a plot – but who cares when you’ve got Tom Hiddleston in a leather coat and chains?
I admit there isn’t much of a plot. Just some stuff about invading dark elves, Earth at risk of total destruction, blah, blah. But really who cares when you’ve got Tom H in a leather coat and chains? Mostly it just seems to be preamble to the next Avengers film – a long-winded way of getting Loki where he needs to be for that film. But when the preamble is this pretty, what does that matter?

I only have two criticisms. First, Anthony Hopkins as Odin. It just doesn’t work for me. Ron Perlman would have been far more badass. Second, Greenwich is NOT three stops from Charing Cross! In fact the bit of Greenwich they go to isn’t even on the sodding Underground. This might not seem important, but it wouldn’t have taken much to get that bit right, and as London is the best city in the world they should have got it right.

I found the film highly entertaining and that’s all I ask for from a comic book film. It’s also left me thirsting for next Avengers installment.

Thursday, 24 April 2014

Knitting for others

For once I’ve been knitting for other people and here are the results




Knitters tend to be a generous bunch, spending much of their time making things for other people. Not me, though. I mostly knit for me. This is because I design and I need a model to design for – it just makes sense for that model to be me. Honest, it’s not just that I’m selfish. And to prove that point, recently I have been knitting for other people.
There are loads of gorgeous baby blankets I’d like to make – so can more of you start having babies please?
First, my niece. It’s her birthday this month and I wanted to give her something handmade. The Champs-Elysees wristwarmers were a pattern I found on Ravelry a while ago. At the time it was free from Knit on the Net. Unfortunately it’s not available any more. Knitted in Rowan’s Kidsilk Haze, these are pretty, feminine wristwarmers that are gorgeously fluffy and light. My niece is quite a girly girl so I think (hope!) they’ll be perfect for her.

I actually started making these quite a long time ago, but I managed to lose my print out of the lace chart. By this time the pattern was no longer on Knit on the Net, and I just couldn’t track down a copy. I emailed Knit on the Net, but didn’t get a reply. I thought I was going to have to give up, until I found the designer on Ravelry. She’s Laylock on the website and more of her designs can be seen on the site – check them out; they’re gorgeous. I sent her a message, not with much hope of getting a response. She did reply, though, and took the time to track down the chart and set it up so I could download it from her website. Now that’s customer service.

The finished Champs-Elysees wristwarmers.

I finished the wristwarmers last weekend while I was visiting my parents, so I could leave them with my mum to give to my niece on her birthday. They are quite lovely. This isn’t a pattern for beginners; the lace is really quite complicated and you really have to pay attention to what you’re doing. But the finished product is beautiful.

I’ve also been making baby things for a pregnant friend. First up was a blanket. I was looking for a crochet pattern because I wanted something was a bit ‘antique-y’ and I just think crochet looks more antique than knitting. I also don’t agree with gendering clothes, so there was to be none of this blue or pink business. Sticking with – my idea of – an antique theme, I wanted a sort of deep golden cream colour. Again, this just says antique to me; I don’t know why.

I found the ideal pattern on Ravelry and a lovely soft, machine-washable yarn from King Cole. For once I had no disasters making this and I really like the finished product. I had loads of yarn left over so also made a hat. Another free pattern from Ravelry, this was another nice and easy make.

Baby blanket and hat.

In my searching for the ideal crochet baby blanket pattern I found hundreds of gorgeous baby blankets I’d like to make. So can more of you start having babies please?

Tuesday, 1 April 2014

Musings: why fantasy got ‘gritty’

Inspired by reading Aeon’s Gate, some thoughts on traditional fantasy being stuck in a rut and why it had to change




The book that started it all.
This isn’t a review. I don’t like to review books that are part of a series until I’ve read the whole set. I don’t think it’s fair to put my thoughts down before I’ve got the whole picture, as it were. So this more some initial thoughts on Sam Sykes’s book Tome of the Undergates, first in the Aeon’s Gate trilogy, and more general musings on the genre.

I’ve loved fantasy ever since first reading Raymond E Feist’s Magician when I was about 10. But it seems to me that traditionally fantasy has been rather, well, traditional. I don’t know if it’s something to do with the genre itself or if fantasy authors and readers are just resistant to change, but since Tolkien it seems that the genre has stuck with certain ways of doing things.

There tend to be three main races: humans, elves and dwarves. Of these only humans have any kind of diversity. Elves are always good, beautiful, sophisticated and forest dwelling. Dwarves live in caves, are bearded, industrious and axe wielding. Their evil counterparts are orcs (sometimes replaced by dark elves) and goblins, respectively. And these races are always evil. Only humans can be either, and even then it’s pretty uncomplicated. You’re either good through and through (think Aragorn in The Lord of the Rings) or thoroughly bad (Grima Wormtongue).
Fantasy was a boy stuck in his teenage years, where everything is black and white, girls are some terrifying ‘Other’ and any kind of diversity or ambiguity is scary
Magicians tend to be one of two types. Either old men (Gandalf) or youngsters whose bookish ways have left them weak. They would have been bullied by the bigger boys, all except one who befriended and championed him and grows up to be the hero warrior (Pug and Thomas in the aforementioned Magician, Raistlin and his brother Caramon in Dragonlance).

You’ll notice that I’ve only used the male pronoun. This is because women don’t feature much in traditional fantasy. They’re mothers, sisters or daughters. They might facilitate the hero, but they are never themselves the protagonist. In more than 1,000 pages, The Lord of the Rings has three female characters. Galadriel and Arwen pretty much do nothing. Eowyn is more interesting, but even she has to pretend to be a man in order to achieve anything.

I could go on, but I think you get the point. Fantasy was a boy stuck in his teenage years, where everything is black and white, girls are some terrifying ‘Other’ and any kind of diversity or ambiguity is scary. Things had to change – it was time fantasy grew up.

With his New Crobuzon books, the wonderful China Mieville just invented a whole new genre – a kind of steampunk urban fantasy. But there has also emerged a more realistic type of fantasy – something that turns the genre on its head. I credit George RR Martin’s A Song of Fire and Ice series as the initiator of this.

Shades of grey
Suddenly things weren’t quite so cut and dried. Good people did bad things or had bad things happen to them (who could forget Eddard Stark’s fate?), bad people didn’t necessarily get their comeuppance, women actually had a part to play. Characters could be morally ambiguous - they didn’t all choose a side and stick to it. And you really shouldn’t get too attached to any of the characters because you simply don’t know what’s going to happen to them.

As well as GRRM, writers of this brand of fantasy include Britain’s Joe Abercrombie and Americans Peter V Brett, Mark Lawrence and Brent Weeks.

This new, grittier fantasy turned the old tropes upside down and inside out. It’s also often really rather violent, leading to the use of the term ‘grimdark’. I think this was originally meant to be disparaging but proponents of the sub-genre have embraced it.

If I had to identify one thing I don't
like about these books it would be the
cover art. But I'm reading them
on a Kindle so that's not really important.
So back to the book that started all this musing: Sam Sykes’s Tome of the Undergates. I’m not sure if this is grimdark, but it has all the characteristics. Moral ambiguity; characters with complex reasons for behaving the way they do; violence, lots of violence in fact; it’s dark and gritty and full of things like murder, betrayal and bad things happening. It’s also great fun, has some wonderfully crude humour and some stunningly beautiful descriptions.

I downloaded the book because I follow Sam Sykes on Twitter. I think that if you follow an author and find them entertaining then the least you can do is buy one of their books. This does have its drawbacks. What if you like the author on Twitter but end up not liking the book? This happened to me with Mary Robinette Kowal. She’s lovely on Twitter but I just didn’t get on with her book, Shades of Milk and Honey. Luckily that didn’t happen here, and I really like this book. In fact since I started writing this rather long blog post I’ve finished both Tome of the Undergates and the second book and made a good start on the third and final installation, The Skybound Sea. I also bought the first book for my dad.

The problem is that I’ve started Twitter stalking Mr Sykes, sending him @replies like we’re friends, when clearly we’re not. He hasn’t blocked me or anything, so I guess it’s not that bad. But I’d like to take this opportunity to apologise, anyway. Also, if you’re on Twitter follow him, he’s @SamSykesSwears.

Sunday, 23 February 2014

Work in progress: Jane, the deep V sweater

Where I’m at with my latest project and overcoming problems with decreasing, unintentional increasing and perfectionism




My latest project is a replacement sweater for one that’s falling apart. Again. I really do wear my clothes to death. This one is a pink job with a deep V neck that I’m recreating, updating and hopefully improving.

So far the main challenge has been working out how to do the V neck. The idea is to layer a top underneath this one, either in a matching or contrasting colour depending on how I feel, so it’s important that there’s enough space to show off the top underneath, but at the same time the slope has to be nice and even. After a combination of maths and experimentation, I think I’ve got it sorted and the V is coming along very nicely.
The logical part of my brain isn’t very loud and nearly always gets drowned out by the louder, brasher perfectionist part of my brain
In fact I’m really enjoying knitting this as the frequent decreases and very deep V neck mean that the front piece is almost done. It hasn’t all been plain sailing, though. Just last week, 30 rows into the left-hand side of the deep V, I realised I had one too many stitches. I had done the right number of decreases. I definitely had the right number of stitches at the beginning. So where had that extra one come from?

The alpaca yarn I’m using, while gorgeously soft and mostly a joy to knit with, can be rather splitty, and that’s what had happened here. I’d split a stitch in two some 24 rows back. I could easily have incorporated an extra decrease to sort the mistake out, but my brain just doesn’t work like that. I had to pull it all back and start again.

I did something similar last night when I realised I’d decreased at rows 112 and 118 rather than 114 and 120. The logical part of my brain tells me that these things don’t matter, that these mistakes are easy to fix. But the logical part of my brain isn’t very loud and nearly always gets drowned out by the louder, brasher perfectionist part of my brain. That part tells me that I have to go back and make it right. So I do. And really I'm OK with that.

The front piece of the Jane deep V sweater is almost done.
Photo by Idoru Knits.